Lauer

An unorthodox method of discharging the contents of a condiment bottle. This approach starts with a period of furiously thrusting the bottle up and down and then quickly slamming it on a table. This results in some of the condiment spewing out of the bottle, and hopefully onto the target. This technique is considered obscene by most standards, and is sometimes hard to control.

The desperate man had to lauer the bottle to get some ketchup onto his hamburger.

by copwhp April 22, 2010

Lauer

A really hot girl that can have sex. Guys usually call her "LAUER POWER" in bed. She can get shit done.

Damn that Lauer really got me going.

by Bogus reasons January 17, 2009

Lauer

A scurrilous person, prone to wearing only plaid clothing.

As his home town team lost in the final moments of the play-off game, the lauer snarled out such obscenities as to cause the entire crowd to turn red with embarrassment.

by copwhp March 22, 2010

lauer

A very short and stubby screw driver.

I tried to use the lauer to screw the cover back onto the system console because it was up against the wall.

by pldbmbr March 30, 2010

Lauered

When you push the button underneath your desk to lock the door on a young female and show her your genitals.

You know that new intern we have, I Lauered her this morning and man was she pissed.

by Chadwinkle September 2, 2018

lauered

Being asked stupid, non topic questions in front of large groups to get a response.

Wow you just got lauered with a fucktarded question.

by ghost express February 15, 2017

lauer button

1. n. A secret / hidden button that locks doors, lowers shades, and delays the destruction of a career.

Dude, Emily has a lauer button in her office.

It's only a matter of time before she's done.

by picc285 September 16, 2019